"Y'know what they say, sometimes you gotta eat the lettuce and boy have I been eating the lettuce" ~Anonymous

Blayze Lovett

Head Honcho

This Handsome and Cunning Business Man is the CEO and Founder of Blayze&Co. Over the years this big man has made many business partners, alas he has also made A LOT of enemies through his shady business tactics and questionable morals. Some of these enemies include: Barack Obama's Campaign Team, The State Of New Jersey, The Jackie Robinson Estate, The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, and Big Mike. Despite all of his rivals, his chronic cocaine addiction, and general lack of understanding of how to run a business, Lovett and His Team some how keep this company profitable. When asked how he managed to achieve this success he simply answered, "I'm just a fuckin' baller". He is also definitely NOT gay.

Terry "T-Bone" Kossman

Assistant Manager

This "thing" is the assistant manager of Blayze&Co. He owns 1% equity of the company, while the Ceo owns the other 99%. Once tried to commit a coup in Guatamala to fuel his "very cool communist regime". Probably Gay.

Joseph Lippchik

Customer Service Representative

This handsome man is the customer service representative of Blayze&Co. and the manager of Blayze&Co. Subsidiary, "100 pieces of paper in a folder Inc". Was once fired over suspicion of being the evil entity known as "herobrine", he was swiftly re-hired and given a raise. If you hear any rumors about Blayze and Joseph planning any communist uprisings or drive-by shootings please disregard them because they are undoubtedly false. Оппозиция транспорт.

Maxx Newton

Political Partner

Maxx Newton is Blayze Lovett's Vice President Candidate for his "Lovett2020" and "Lovett2024" political campaigns. He is also a witness to several crimes involving tampering with evidence, Diet Pepsi, and Life-saver Mints. He was given 0.0000000001% percent equity of the company in an attempt to keep him from squealing to the feds about any horrendous acts he was a witness to. Fun Fact: He has never seen a women naked.

Blayze&Co. Office Complex

"the cuck shed"

The official Blayze&Co. office building. Purchased in 1952 by Blayze's great uncle. The property was given to Blayze when his Uncle was shot down during an airstrike while on vacation in Iraq. Is currently worth $3.50 (not including cocaine hidden under floor boards).